It was against the law to wear armor on the left breast and she respected that. To be honest she never really liked her left breast anyways and often wished she would lose it during battle.
The warrior with the perfect breasts, candied yams, sweater stretchers, traffic stoppers, tannin cannons or mammary glands. Also an occult demon sent from hell to destroy mankind.
Im all purple and have a heart sword. Warrior princess indeed
3 months after taking a pounding from the Lord of Fire claudia the warrior princess knew felt in her heart that she was with child. Knowing also that bringing a half demon half warrior baby into this world would result in her death because near the 8th month of pregnancy demon babies claw there way out of the bellies. Knowing what she must do she readied her trusty sword, cast one last pregnant look on the world and then cut deep.
Shakira, warrior goddess from the future, sighed to herself as she watched her husband Shork, the elf warrior, swing his giant hammer weapon in battle. A well known fact about elf warriors that she DID NOT know prior to marriage was that the elf species males have very small members and liked to compensate for it by having excessively large weapons. So every time she saw her husband wield his hammer in war times it reminded her of the disappointment she will face time and time again in the bedroom. Big hammer little dic& matha facka
HEY! What do you think those redish orange things are in the picture above behind her? Tentacles? are they built into her?
If you were ever going to get your ass kicked by a girl, this would be the warrior girl that would do it. She would see you on a battle field, size you up and realize her muscles are bigger than yours. With an Irish accent she would say " aye there wee lad, I am about to rip your heart out and make Haggis". And you would run away well shitting your pants, crying and drooling like a blubbering idiot.
Wearing a skull over her crotch symbolizes she has killed a man with her vagina. Female warriors from the head hunting tribe considered this the greatest feat and often gave praise to the warrior goddess asking to strengthen their nether regions. To witness death by v-j was a strange and fascinating experience anyone interested in warrior culture should look into.
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The gorgeous fire crotch vixen Red Sonja from the dynamite comic book series and soon to be full length movie.
The year is 2920. Giant mutant spiders have taken over the planet. All the men become slaves and all the women are brainwashed and become personal body guards and sex slaves for the giant dictators. Karen (above picture) was both head of warrior security and #3 on the top ten spider's prostitutes chart 2 jobs which she took pride in performing to the utmost of her ability. She even grew to love some of the spiders that were fuc#ing her.
